About the Author

Soon to be father of a monster just like myself (I hope. Don’t tell my wife.)

Parker Elliott was born at a very young age in some hospital in some city on some planet.

I believe that everyone has a story to tell. Whether they tell it themselves, or through someone else doesn’t matter, so long as the material is true and genuine.

Other peoples lives are interesting. (Your’s included–is that how you spell that.)

Things I Do

As far as things I do. I wake up early every day and write. It sometimes continues past ten. If not, it’s because I’m hanging out with my wonderful wife who puts up with me as I talk about this universe I’m trying to creating. (Don’t know how she puts up with me sometimes…all the time..)

Love to hike (Blue Ridge Mountains are only two hours away) and love to drink craft beer.

Things of Note

Been Killin’ It
(1991–present)
If I’m dead, this joke won’t age well. Actually, it might.